Happy New Year
2026! C’mon let’s go. We’ve never been this far into the future before. I wonder if it’s ready for us? We’re officially at now. I like this year so far. I like the way the 2026 air feels on my skin. It’s got a great vibe to it. I have yet to have to stub my toe, stand a dry sock into a bathroom’s wet patch or dribble toothpaste onto a questionable area of clean trousers. So it’s feeling promising. Happy new year? Yea I think it’s gonna be.
I’m currently sailing on P&O Arcadia on the stretch of sea from Tenerife to Cape Verde, and this is my last cruise ever as a 36 year old man. I’m done. No more cruises for me as a 36 year old man. That’s because I’m evolving into a 37 year old in just a couple of days. To be honest, I can’t wait. I’ve never been 37 before. I feel like I’m fairly done with 36. I’ve pretty much completed it. Just a few more hours to go and then, BAM, the start of a new age. I wonder what 37 will bring. Maybe I’ll grow hair in new places or become a trillionaire! All possible I suppose. I’ll have to get used to the new body of course, but then as soon as I am comfortable in it, I know that 38 is just around the corner. Never a moment to really settle in, which I personally think is a good thing.
My 2026 is going to be slightly different to my previous years. I am doing a lot more tour dates and also bringing back Variety Bungalow. I would absolutely LOVE it if you bought some tickets to the shows. If you buy 10 tickets I will give you a 30 second hug. And that’s a promise. 100 tickets and we’ll hug completely nude. That’s not a promise. Below are some Locations I’ll be performing this year. If you are near in or near them, click it and get your tickets. I double dare you!
On another note, if you are incredibly bored and fancy watching 1 second a day of my entire 2025 (6minutes and 12 seconds!), then you can check that out here…
Right that’s all from me for now. I hope you are all well. Stay hydrated. Try and get yourself up and about. Don’t put too much pressure on yourself with the ol’ “new year new me” stuff though. The old you was absolutely fine. Sure, get your steps in, but also have a biscuit. Try and get at least one belly laugh in a day, and don’t forget to sing in the shower. We all know you sound better in there! Chat soon hopefully. Bye!